When You Finally Get Traffic… But It’s You Refreshing the Page

👀 Panel 1:
[You excitedly checking Google Analytics]
Caption: “OMG! 10 visits in 1 minute!”

🖱️ Panel 2:
[You holding your phone in one hand, mouse in the other — refresh, refresh, refresh]
Caption: “Wait… was that me?”

😵 Panel 3:
[You sweating, opening incognito tab]
Caption: “Let me just double check…”

😎 Panel 4:
[Sipping chai like a boss]
Caption:
“If no one visits your blog, be your own audience.
~ CEO, Desi Blogger Life”